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看板 StupidClown
作者 moods (工人)
標題 [無言] 老外的堅持
時間 Thu Mar 29 12:11:50 2012




我在台北一家養生會館當櫃台。

附近高級飯店很多,所以來消費的老外也非常多。


昨晚,

一個老外走進店裡。




我: Hello ,what kind of .......

外:窩...窩會講一點中文。



我:不好意思不好意思,請問您今天想做什麼療程呢?

外:Excuse me?



我:呃,請問您今天想做哪種按摩呢?(我想說"療程"這詞太深)

外: ...Excuse me?



我:um,I mean,what kind of therapy you want tonight?
























外: 窩...窩會講中文。


我: (幹)

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orangeup:窩也會講一點點中文.....1F 03/29 12:18
valater:xdddd2F 03/29 12:20
Starwindd:其實他的中文比英文好 XDDD3F 03/29 12:23
chi823823:他應該只會那一句中文................4F 03/29 12:24
fullfeather:他會講中文但是聽不懂嗎XDDDD5F 03/29 12:25
frank8421:他只會講那一句吧!!!~~哈哈!6F 03/29 12:29
thinkdog:窩...我會講中正7F 03/29 12:29
w660:大笑!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!8F 03/29 12:30
chris3381:XD好可愛9F 03/29 12:35
moritachiny:推他會講中文但是聽不懂XDDD10F 03/29 12:37
m1432012165:因為他是歐陸人,大多非英歐洲人英文也很爛XD11F 03/29 12:37
o07608:幹  XDDDDDD12F 03/29 12:38
ssiidd:XDDDDDDDDDD都是NPC13F 03/29 12:39
ffwind:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD14F 03/29 12:39
iloveyou5201:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD15F 03/29 12:40
coco85101:哈哈哈哈哈哈16F 03/29 12:40
sellin1986:超好笑!!!17F 03/29 12:41
skean:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD18F 03/29 12:41
kcl0801:很正常啊 又不是每個外國人都英文很好19F 03/29 12:43
jay80119:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD20F 03/29 12:44
aggressorX:罵他髒話看看(誤21F 03/29 12:45
iophj:XDDD22F 03/29 12:46
fu62l3:所以正解應該是"can you speak English?"23F 03/29 12:46
rin5542:或許原PO講中文時速度要放慢一點?24F 03/29 12:46
newyu24:真的很白癡XDDD25F 03/29 12:46
che0725:XDDDD26F 03/29 12:49
devil7444:他真的很有心要練習中文27F 03/29 12:52
wsxmysky:XDDD28F 03/29 12:52
emily0615:爆笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD29F 03/29 12:53
phyun:窩..窩會講一顛顛中文....但不會影溫(怎麼變山東腔?30F 03/29 12:55
fe90011:也許他只是想問路...哈哈哈哈哈31F 03/29 12:57
laaa0912:老外大概只想跟你講 "Excuse me" 吧?  XD32F 03/29 12:58
LonyIce:XD33F 03/29 12:59
dcoog7880:XDDDDDDD34F 03/29 13:01
JohnnyWalker:你遇到NPC了XD35F 03/29 13:01
y35246357468:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD36F 03/29 13:02
angu0814:XDDD37F 03/29 13:02
winniema:XDDDDDDDD38F 03/29 13:05
muqwerty:老外很堅持XDD39F 03/29 13:05
renee5622:超堅持的XDDDDDDDDDDD40F 03/29 13:06
andante6851:XDDDDDDD笑了 真的笑了XDDDDDDDDDD41F 03/29 13:07
dogodhse:XDDDDDDDDDDDD42F 03/29 13:07
andante6851:應該說有可能不是西歐人 西歐人英文都超強43F 03/29 13:09
Tunnel:搞不好他只會西班牙文XD44F 03/29 13:10
f222051618:兩邊都是NPC XD45F 03/29 13:10
Elivanta:........46F 03/29 13:12
TohmaMiyuki:超煩XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD47F 03/29 13:13
RALACAT:XDDDDD48F 03/29 13:17
karenhung:哈哈哈哈哈   笑死我了....49F 03/29 13:18
skycckk:XDDDDDD50F 03/29 13:18
Eks:NPC無誤XD51F 03/29 13:18
shoura:太有點了XDDD52F 03/29 13:20
HornyDragon:三洨XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD53F 03/29 13:22
spadej69171:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD54F 03/29 13:23
zadla2002:他只是想炫耀她會講中文吧XD55F 03/29 13:24
richday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD56F 03/29 13:24
richday:想知道後續~~~~~~~~
judogirl:可能是不會講英文的老外吧XDXD58F 03/29 13:26
flyinggg:他想練習中文吧59F 03/29 13:27
lazyboy624:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD60F 03/29 13:28
b0807love:說不定他聽不懂英文阿~XDDD61F 03/29 13:30
librann:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD62F 03/29 13:32
stupidroach:他或許想說 你可以說中文我聽得懂xD63F 03/29 13:33
aishop:有笑有推XDDDD64F 03/29 13:33
as411312:XDDDDDDD65F 03/29 13:33
su82128:NPC  XDDDDD66F 03/29 13:34
weiweiweiwei:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD67F 03/29 13:34
color5bird:超棒的~~到什麼國家說什麼語言,是對那國家的尊重~~68F 03/29 13:36
jbddopur:太好笑了吧  害我一個人在辦公室跟瘋子一樣還不敢太大聲69F 03/29 13:41
pegasus2633:遇到NPC70F 03/29 13:42
SadismJohn:太好笑了 XD71F 03/29 13:43
rosana0612:他說的沒錯呀~窩會說"一點點中文"~的確會說這句話~XD72F 03/29 13:45
dryada:搞不好他是被整了...那句話他以為是別的意思73F 03/29 13:47
mmybox:窩會講中文=excuse me(無誤74F 03/29 13:58
pig726:原PO:幹 老外:這句我聽得懂\(^▽^)/75F 03/29 14:01
armschill:有笑有推XDDDD76F 03/29 14:01
YUNTECHIMIAN:只會講不會聽XD77F 03/29 14:05
afulet:他應該不是英語系的外國人XD78F 03/29 14:05
ponyrabbit:XDDDDD79F 03/29 14:06
baopig:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD80F 03/29 14:11
shihyang2006:還好沒喝咖啡 不然我真的會噴出來81F 03/29 14:11
lodosho0224:XDDDDDD82F 03/29 14:14
lightpisces:阿杜:是你讓我了解中文這東西,四個字,堅持到底~喔~83F 03/29 14:15
Luccica:可愛+1  想聽後續+1 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD84F 03/29 14:20
olivia1124:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD85F 03/29 14:25
oXnXo:想翻桌阿!!!!!86F 03/29 14:26
insidesky:最後一句好笑XD87F 03/29 14:35
kurtsun:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 打腫臉充胖子啊!!!88F 03/29 14:36
SicInfit:XDDDDDDD89F 03/29 14:36
BLACKLAGOON:外國人不一定會講中文 可是這個老外也太堅持XDD90F 03/29 14:36
AquariusTACO:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD91F 03/29 14:37
ostrich980:XDD92F 03/29 14:39
skyforest:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDD93F 03/29 14:39
adonisey:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD94F 03/29 14:41
GBG:笑到快死掉 哈哈哈哈哈95F 03/29 14:42
vi000246:其實窩縮得是西班牙話96F 03/29 14:42
aiyai03:XDDDDDD97F 03/29 14:51
keinlin:他要你誇獎他吧... 鬼打牆逆98F 03/29 14:53
Nadialove:XDDD99F 03/29 14:55
rita00164:XDDDDDDDDD100F 03/29 14:56
rexlin1981:真的有囧101F 03/29 14:57
sediments:外國人:我會講中文                           但不會聽102F 03/29 15:00
ciaerin:這好笑  幹103F 03/29 15:02
pp31630:XDDDDDDDD104F 03/29 15:03
pullmoss:XDDDDDDD  好有趣105F 03/29 15:03
guangpiano:他到底想怎樣....106F 03/29 15:05
perhot9:應該問老外    are you NPC?107F 03/29 15:14
prog:太好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD108F 03/29 15:26
burglarlin:NPC  XDDD109F 03/29 15:33
Tsukushi:XDDDDD110F 03/29 15:44
is870:你會講不會聽有屁用 XDDDDDDDDDDDD111F 03/29 15:53
guanole:後續+1112F 03/29 15:56
avalanche200:有人跟他說"腳底按摩"的中文念做"窩會講一點點中文"113F 03/29 16:02
singsing1130:哈…XDDDDD114F 03/29 16:06
fhsf:老外 GJ115F 03/29 16:17
joedothis:太好笑了真想把他畫成漫畫~~XDDDD116F 03/29 16:23
iReNe8888:XDDDDDDD117F 03/29 16:23
shihyajulia:推腳底按摩的中文XDDD是窩會講一點點中文  哈哈XDD118F 03/29 16:24
mulilala:窩...窩XDDDDDDD119F 03/29 16:29
pololo61201:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD120F 03/29 16:42
ee012345:我笑死了XDDDD121F 03/29 16:44
hungbb:哈哈哈XDDDD122F 03/29 16:54
z2a:他就不會講英文啊123F 03/29 16:55
nous:有什麼好噓~那他幹嘛不說聽不懂英文124F 03/29 17:01
YoungNigh:太好笑了拉 XDD 可不可以轉到我的臉書去 XDDDDDD125F 03/29 17:05
GoliathG:他想要英聽 中說吧~126F 03/29 17:06
c98518:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD127F 03/29 17:08
Asucks:你完全誤會老外了,他就是要做"Excuse Me"按摩啊!128F 03/29 17:13
babaluu:XDDDDDDDDDDD129F 03/29 17:18
iiiey:有點可愛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD130F 03/29 17:18
junki0920:堅持什麼啦XDD也太好笑131F 03/29 17:19
misae:哈哈哈哈哈132F 03/29 17:20
x007:他是聽不懂中文吧133F 03/29 17:26
suneen:原po後來怎麼解決啊?想知道~134F 03/29 17:27
OoJudyoO:也許他是法國人135F 03/29 17:30
chiick:他在堅持甚麼XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD136F 03/29 17:43
m7735may:他講西班牙話的~~~英文聽不懂很正常137F 03/29 17:46
erty:你轉職了!我記得你本來在航空公司當客服!138F 03/29 17:47
cj96su04:大笑!!!139F 03/29 17:50
hagane39:他到底會不會啊XDDDDDDDDDDD140F 03/29 17:51
popoliii:靠杯呀 XD 賞他一記勾拳吧141F 03/29 18:09
hayann:幹...XD142F 03/29 18:24
n6108751116:也許他只是"大冒險"輸了而已  XD143F 03/29 18:32
bigsisteryo:有笑有推 XDDDD144F 03/29 18:40
tallhands:好笑145F 03/29 18:43
suien928:很可愛的歪果人~~146F 03/29 18:45
a159753:最後的幹害我笑了XD147F 03/29 19:03
YIDAN:快笑死XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD148F 03/29 19:13
leejee:XD149F 03/29 19:22
sam02108:我也會講中文150F 03/29 19:34
asdfghjkl220:殺洨啦XDDD151F 03/29 19:39
superct:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD152F 03/29 19:50
c0758:超級好笑153F 03/29 19:50
papasu:What do U do?154F 03/29 19:54
LV3000:XDDDDD155F 03/29 19:59
azuresky1009:有笑有推XDDDD156F 03/29 20:00
echoempty:大笑157F 03/29 20:03
salqv:所以你有對他講"幹"嗎?158F 03/29 20:07
nightwing:                            唯一的堅持!!159F 03/29 20:15
kkoowwee1102:    幹   泥的中文拎北町不懂160F 03/29 20:21
smoky314:然後老外還追問"拎北"是誰!? "窩是在跟逆講花啊~"161F 03/29 20:27
olasky712:哈哈哈哈超有梗XDDDD162F 03/29 20:33
yjlee0829:只會講這句吧XDDDDDDDDD163F 03/29 20:44
Mocca0728:說不定他也聽不懂你的英文吧(誤164F 03/29 20:46
mahou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD165F 03/29 21:00
aliceashin:超可愛的啦!!!有NPC!!!!!!XDDDDDDD166F 03/29 21:05
Yie:XDDD167F 03/29 21:06
mcwu:太好笑了,後勁很強168F 03/29 22:00
Lyy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD169F 03/29 22:06
misu2718:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd170F 03/29 22:34
avrilrock:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD171F 03/29 22:36
alily1127:XDDDDDDD172F 03/29 22:57
fragment1007:好好笑喔!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!173F 03/29 23:00
suncharlotte:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD174F 03/29 23:08
crystal1026:XDDD175F 03/29 23:23
greenstory:其實這時候,問他「你想做什麼」是正解(推眼鏡)176F 03/29 23:26
sul31:瞬間爆笑啦XDDDDDDDDDD177F 03/29 23:26
greenstory:或你想要哪一種(指圖片),其實很多歪國人會說中文低178F 03/29 23:26
Repugnant:笑翻XD179F 03/29 23:38
nmbb7691:很盧耶XD180F 03/29 23:42
gyman520:硬要XDD181F 03/29 23:42
j1125387:有笑有推XD182F 03/29 23:58
lisanna20:他很煩耶XD183F 03/29 23:58
towelll:幹XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD184F 03/29 23:59
tigerflyer:但我看到一半就知道發生什麼事了= =185F 03/30 00:07
kimokimocom:他不一定是想表達這個 也許 你跟他之間能通的只有中文186F 03/30 00:10
kimokimocom:我可以講中文嗎? 我只能講中文 除了中文我不懂
kimokimocom:如果他對中文掌握度沒那麼高 有可能他不知道自己想說
ru03jo6m4:外國NPC!!!XDDDDDDDDDD笑死了XDDDDDDDD189F 03/30 00:17
globekiller:超想扁他XDDDDDDDDDD190F 03/30 00:21
den123den123:XD191F 03/30 00:34
pally713:有笑有推XD192F 03/30 00:53
formosa90:XDDDDD193F 03/30 01:00
GGisme:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD194F 03/30 01:05
WAMOIN:他真的只會講 一點 中文XDDDDD195F 03/30 01:17
andy901226:XDDD196F 03/30 01:28
momosbaby:XD197F 03/30 01:42
yoyotvyoyo:XDDDDDD198F 03/30 01:48
Drear:我想知道後續XDDDD199F 03/30 03:31
try0928:看來他不只學到中文還學到把人裝肖唯200F 03/30 04:07
neptune0299:推外國NPC!!!!  XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD201F 03/30 06:44
popoliii:煩死了 XD202F 03/30 07:06
relax796:窩...窩會講一點中文。203F 03/30 07:29
chiunn:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD204F 03/30 09:14
claire0810:XDDDDDDDDDDD205F 03/30 09:23
vinita:好揍他....XD206F 03/30 09:28
luckygeo:   原來是NPC    XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD207F 03/30 10:11
okgothen:超好笑的..有可能他中文差英文也差XD208F 03/30 11:16
windsson:推NPC209F 03/30 11:30
lin88025:XDDD 他只會那一句吧!!!210F 03/30 11:56
imbemarion:他可能是法國人吧211F 03/30 12:00
allnun:還蠻可愛的XDDDDDDDDDD212F 03/30 12:14
sonota:不是美國人吧= =?213F 03/30 12:30
icq7584:XDDDDDDDDD214F 03/30 12:53
arrakis:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD215F 03/30 13:50
pes5692:笑翻XDXDXD216F 03/30 13:52
dannyshan:老外:窩會一點點中文和英文217F 03/30 14:04
windmaster:真的只有一點點218F 03/30 14:12
sylviashue:好可愛219F 03/30 14:21
allhappy64:推NPC XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD220F 03/30 14:39
MaHalKiTa:哈哈哈,超好笑221F 03/30 15:01
Irisshy:XDXD222F 03/30 15:13
vicmac:推遇到NPC223F 03/30 17:02
weipuyan:XD224F 03/30 17:08
jack0403:看到窩就笑了XDDDDDD225F 03/30 17:49
labyrinth302:我想知道結局!!226F 03/30 19:25
sheekat:XDDDDDDD  什麼意思阿227F 03/30 19:44
zasx1452:你應該回他"趴等~"228F 03/30 20:13
kaina:真的是超堅持!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD229F 03/30 20:29
e8672596:XDDDDDDDD 好雞230F 03/30 20:42
DearCity:哈哈 想到我一個會對圍觀她的人說跨三小的外籍老師XDDD231F 03/30 21:16
Judicator:NPC XDDDDDDD232F 03/30 21:47
cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD233F 03/30 22:41
wltbb:笑翻XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD234F 03/30 23:17
catchsunshin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD235F 03/31 00:11
aloha17:好好笑喔!!!236F 03/31 00:49
szuning13:NPC!!237F 03/31 01:10
oscarjeng:"趴著等"238F 03/31 01:49
forgetcry66:NPC XDDDDDDDD239F 03/31 01:49
fmckevin:並不是每個歪果仁都是美國或英國來噠~240F 03/31 11:52
zebraseven:GOOD241F 03/31 19:41
indicate:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD242F 03/31 20:02
narnoi:太堅持了拉XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD243F 03/31 20:54
ihatechina:超好笑!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDD244F 03/31 21:18
yeeting:NPC哦幹XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD245F 04/01 02:13
bb0303:真的笑了 呵呵呵呵246F 04/01 03:31
max0113:XDDDDDDDD 幹!!247F 04/01 04:14
superidea:XDDDDDDDDD248F 04/01 13:57
weisenter:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD249F 04/01 18:03
nbnb42:XDDDDD250F 04/01 19:49
sanhowu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD251F 04/02 01:11
PhySeraph:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD煩死人了252F 04/02 01:55
stevely:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD253F 04/02 12:59
Huawen:你可以說"請問您今天想做哪種therapy呢"    XD254F 04/02 13:01
cryslal:XD255F 04/02 14:27
acezero:XD256F 04/02 17:30
asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD257F 04/02 18:10
hahvera:看超好笑的XDDDDD258F 04/02 19:30
haipis:你講therapy讓老外聽了一頭霧水吧,你不是診所不能用這字259F 04/02 22:22

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1樓 時間: 2012-03-29 15:42:24 (台灣)
  03-29 15:42 TW
正解是You can speak Chinese.會不會他聽不懂英文啊~~
2樓 時間: 2012-03-29 20:04:34 (台灣)
+4 03-29 20:04 TW
[超幹]遇到NPC老外
3樓 時間: 2012-03-30 08:38:34 (台灣)
+1 03-30 08:38 TW
哈哈哈哈哈一早就讓我大笑!
4樓 時間: 2012-03-30 08:42:29 (台灣)
  03-30 08:42 TW
推!
6樓 時間: 2012-03-31 11:15:35 (台灣)
  03-31 11:15 TW
膝蓋中了一箭...哈哈哈哈哈
7樓 時間: 2012-04-01 11:45:40 (台灣)
  04-01 11:45 TW
太好笑了!!!!!
8樓 時間: 2012-04-08 17:31:02 (台灣)
  04-08 17:31 TW
哈哈哈  阿毒仔只會那一句中文
9樓 時間: 2012-04-10 12:56:12 (台灣)
  04-10 12:56 TW
笑炸了...上班中...>口<
10樓 時間: 2013-07-05 23:26:00 (台灣)
  07-05 23:26 TW
最後一個乾太好笑了XDDDD
11樓 時間: 2013-12-14 15:11:02 (台灣)
  12-14 15:11 TW
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