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※ 本文為  轉寄自 ptt.cc 更新時間: 2011-07-11 12:32:43
※ 本文為 cuteman0725 轉寄自 ptt.cc 時間: 2011-07-11 12:32:43
看板 joke
作者 HAHAcomet (奪牌!)
標題 [笑話] 湖中女神
時間 Fri Jul  8 20:10:26 2011



有一天，馬英九、吳敦義、蔡英文到湖邊談判

結果蔡英文不小心掉進湖裡

片刻...

女神緩緩浮出

問道︰「你們掉的是金英文、銀英文還是蔡英文?」

不等馬英九回答，吳敦義就搶著說:「蔡英文! 我們掉的是蔡英文!!!」











女神聽了，讚賞地說:「吳敦義你很誠實......」





話還沒說完，馬英九就笑死了








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