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Best "toxic" insults you've seen

Reddit
https://goo.gl/yTsaqq


[–]LinkerZz[Linker] (BR) 1869 指標 12小時前
"My team is so bad they can't even win a surrender vote"

我的隊伍超爛，爛到連認輸投票都贏不了

[–]DubPwNz 131 指標 9小時前 [–]DubPwNz 131 指標 9小時前
I'm totally using this for my ranked 5 team

打戰隊積分的時候我很常用

[–]Dustmila 3052 指標 15小時前
not even noah can carry these animals gg

就算是諾亞來也救不了這群畜生 GG

[–]TheJimMoriarty 623 指標 15小時前
It's nice to see the Red Cross opening a food bank down there in bot lane

看見紅十字會在下路展開食物救濟令人感到欣慰

[–]xaknoris[Xaknoris] (EU-W) 85 指標 11小時前
Or a close one "If my team mates were in Africa, starvation would end in no
time".

如果我的隊友在非洲，飢荒就會馬上被終結掉。

[–]Pete26196 2805 指標 12小時前*
"If I wanted to kill myself I'd jump from your ego to your elo"
Edit: Holy shit thanks for the gold msterious redditor <3

如果我想自殺，只要從你的自尊往你的分數跳就好了

[–]chawklet 1201 指標 13小時前
"You're like forrest gump without the running thing"
'What do you mean?"
"I mean you're just retarded."

你就是個不會跑步的阿甘罷了
(後面不翻覺得多餘)

[–]alabarda 351 指標 13小時前
"i wish my ad carry was amumu so his tears can deal damage"

我希望我的AD選阿姆姆，起碼他哭的時候有傷害

[–]Quadrahawk 1124 指標 14小時前
"hey yas you been to the beach a lot this summer?"
"A few times"
"yeah I figured you been tanning cuz ur looking bronze as hell"

"嘿你今年很常去海灘吼?"
"去過幾次"
"嗯，我從你曬得一身銅黑看出來了"

[–]hyggja 537 指標 13小時前
Yi: "Hey Kayle..."
Kayle: "?"
Yi: "HOLY SHIT SHE'S NOT A BOT"

易大師:嘿 凱爾
凱爾:?
易大師:哇操，她竟然不是電腦

[–]nubu 279 指標 14小時前
Our jungler has the map awareness of Christopher fucking Columbus.

我們JG的地圖意識跟他媽哥倫布一樣好(傳哥倫布是因迷路才找到新大陸)

[–]farenknight[Axeleration] (EU-W) 153 指標 14小時前
Lol, I had a midlaner say 'that jungler has less pressure on the map than the
atmosphere'

我們的JG給的壓力比氣壓還低

[–]salmix21 72 指標 13小時前
But , the atmosphere has 1.013 X 105 newtons per square meter.That's alot of
pressure.

但氣壓其實有1.013X10的五次方牛頓/平方公尺，那還蠻大的耶..


[–]LCS_Pros_Hate_Me 235 指標 12小時前
I was farming the jungle as Lucian after losing lane, and my support says "Oh
look Lucian is in the jungle picking cotton"

LCS職業選手最討厭我

我玩路西恩的時候輸線，只好農一些Jungle，結果我們的sup說，"唉唷，看哪，
黑人在Jungle裡面採棉花"

[–]TakeTheLantern 104 指標 11小時前
The username, Jatt, is that you?

這使用者名稱.. Jatt，是你?

同場加映
[–]Wtangelo 594 指標 15小時前
Balls is Diamond 2.

Balls是個鑽二

[–]FrancyTheKing 46 指標 10小時前
Jatt apologizes for this comment.

Jatt為了這個評論道歉

[–]Falconpunchd 14 指標 10小時前
"you should play baseball with throws like that"

你這麼會throws應該打棒球

[–]haakron23 1342 指標 16小時前
"Imagine if ur parents weren't siblings"

要是你爸媽不是兄弟姊妹就好了

[–]butshehasadick 252 指標 13小時前*
I wish my stupid support katarina turned into a ward every time she died

要是我的白癡卡特蓮娜sup每次死掉都能變成眼睛就好了

[–]SquidBolado[potato mechanics] 366 指標 14小時前
"You have as much impact in lane as that thing over there" *proceeds to ping
scuttle crab"

你在線上的影響力跟這個差不多 (狂ping河蟹)

[–]cLawwww 177 指標 14小時前
"You're more useless than the rune combiner"

你比符文合成還沒用

[–]Zysora[Zysora] (SEA) 171 指標 16小時前
This tf so shitty he could draw brown cards.

這逆命屎到連抽出來的卡都是屎色的..


[–]Contra_LOL 104 指標 14小時前
"Shen is so useless that when the other 4 members of his team die the
announcer says: Ace!"

慎廢到當其他四個人死掉剩他時，電腦會說"ACE!"

[–]kaizzlol 91 指標 16小時前
"fed so hard the whole of Ethiopia could survive the next year"

大放送，送到伊索比亞明年沒飢荒

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有些不好翻，但覺得蠻有趣的
不知道台港澳版的嘴砲的是怎樣

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