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北韓無法順利發射飛彈，因為 win8 害的
  http://share.inside.com.tw/posts/573

The Borowitz Report: North Korea's official news agency announced today
that the military's planned missile test had been put on hold because of
"problems with Windows 8."

北韓官方新聞局表示：飛彈沒準時發射是因為 Windows 8 出了亂子。



APRIL 11, 2013
NORTH KOREAN MISSILE TEST DELAYED BY WINDOWS 8
POSTED BY ANDY BOROWITZ
  http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/
  2013/04/north-korean-missile-test-delayed-by-windows-8.html

PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report)—North Korea's official news agency
announced today that the military's planned missile test had been put on
hold because of "problems with Windows 8."

Intelligence analysts said that the announcement gave rare insight into
the inner workings of North Korea's missile program, which until last
year had been running on Windows 95.

The announcement from the Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) did not
indicate a new scheduled time for a missile test, saying only that it was
"working with Windows 8 support to resolve the issue."

In the words of one intelligence analyst, "That means the test been
delayed indefinitely."

A source close to the North Korean regime reported that Supreme Leader
Kim Jong-un is furious about the Windows 8 problems and is considering a
number of options, including declaring war on Microsoft.

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