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作者 標題 [耍冷] 聊齋誌異
時間 Mon Sep 26 17:30:17 2011
在《聊齋誌異》中，黃英和陶生是一對菊花精姐弟，
有一天，黃英對陶生說：
「弟弟，為了你好，我要離開你嫁給馬子才當妻子了，再見！」
姐姐離開之後，陶生過著十分頹廢的生活，
成日與人飲酒作樂，
好來麻痺自己對於從小到大相依為命姐姐的思念。
有一天，一位遠道而來的商人找陶生單挑酒量，
兩人最後都不勝酒力接連醉倒，
陶生幻化成了菊花精的原形，是一朵好幾尺的巨大菊花；
這時，外頭衝進了好幾位商人，
把大菊花綁起來抬到馬車上載走，原來他們是同夥的共謀！
當黃英終於發現弟弟躺倒在花市奄奄一息時，
只見陶生哀怨對著思念已久的姐姐哭著說：
「離開我妳說是為了我好~~可知道這菊花商人不少~」
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