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作者 標題 Re: [耍冷] 4/1該怎麼愚人?
時間 Sat Mar 31 19:42:51 2012
我去年玩過一招~ 我苦思想出的好點子
4/1當天我起個大早(平常都睡到中午)
我媽一臉納悶 問我怎麼早起??
我一語不答 七分平靜帶有三分不安的表情坐下
媽見我舉止怪異 逼問之下
我說出了：媽.... 我...女朋友懷孕了 該怎麼辦...
媽： 妳什麼時候有女朋友過了????
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